Have you been feeling vague, blah, and just outright meh and you're not a teenager?
Our doctors and elderly scientists have frolicked in a field and have found a new miracle drug called That Stuff and found that using That Stuff reduced their overall blahness.
Before, blahness and overall vagueness attacked many individuals, and left them feeling vaguely dull with serious repercussions. But now with That Stuff, they can finally become more fit for the world. Blahness, dullness, vagueness, and mild crankyness-ness were once serious problems, but you can now be rid of them with That Stuff.

Side effects are rare but excruciatingly common at the same time and include: headache, nausea, vomiting, death, dizziness, stomach pain, acid reflux, hemorrhoids, virginity, shamelessly copying symptoms from this website, explosive diarrhea, implosive diarrhea, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, and spam, drinking Cox Power Boost, talking like a Dalek, hiring a Spanish waiter from Barcelona, thinking that you're good at Guitar Hero to impress girls, inflamed thighs and a strange gait, writing about John Freeman, speaking in the third person, sending out emails offering to pharm others toons, dead man's chest, permanent insanity, rolling a katamari ball, being George Lucas, thinking that Mountain Dew Game Fuel is delicious, buying a used 1985 Yugo, reading Twilight, dressing skeletons in zoot suits, proposing putting A Clockwork Orange as a musical ice show, thinking that your Gamecube is a TARDIS, loosing your place in a baldly written and misspelled paragraph, and a desire to make prescription drug adverts that tell you nothing except for the ways you will horribly suffer for trying to cure a mild discomfort.
That Stuff may increase suicidal thoughts and related events in teens or adults. If you're already taking another medication, ask your doctor if it is safe to switch to That Stuff as a terrible and nondescript side effect involving balloon animals has had a 90% success rate of occurring.
Ask your doctor if That Stuff is right for you. Escape blahness and reenter the world anew.

For more information about That Stuff, please visit our website at http://www.blahnessandyouandthatstuffandJohnFreeman.com AOL keyword: Schadenfreude

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